The Late Late Toy Show is on this Friday – signalling the beginning of an Irish Christmas. Whether you love or hate the holiday, it is inescapable. As are these things that happen ever year:
You immediately regret your decision to buy the biggest Christmas tree on offer in the local GAA car park
Faaack. Times double if you’re bringing it home on public transport.
You feel the need to write Santa an “adult” letter
Just sayin’…
Despite the fact that you know your present fate is already sealed
You plan on wowing your loved one’s with delicious homemade treats
They’re Christmas trees made from strawberries and cake! So clever!
Then realize your not Mary f*cking Berry and serve this to your party guests instead
While hiding the packaging and muttering darkly that they’re lucky to be getting anything at all
You pray for snow cause in your mind, it looks like this
So pretty!
Then it arrives and despite the fact we’re a small island in the Atlantic Ocean, we are NEVER prepared and work won’t give you a snow day
Subsequently, darkening your mood…
You’re only joking… Kind of…
As Santa pops up in your local shopping center, you think of the fact the Santa you saw as a kid probably didn’t have a background check before he got the job
*Shudder*
You get this card from a creepy couple you haven’t talked to in months and your natural desire is for them to burn in hell
What…. Is… WRONG WITH YOU?!
By the time the 25th rolls around, you have one, single thought in your mind
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